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Does it really count as fanfic when� its canon pairing, all human, different relatives, and different personalities? itapos;s like saying, okay, im making a twilight fanfic (total joke donapos;t believe a word i say im not making a fanfic)
Bella is� a stripper, Edward is a pimp. Jasper is a ballerina and Alice is a broke salesperson, Emmet is a lawyer who never makes jokes and Rosalie is a therapist, Carlisle and Esme are a couple who own a bakery. Rosalie is Bellaapos;s sister. Bella is with Mike. Edward is Aliceapos;s brother. Emmet and Jasper are orphans who are friends. All human. Edward gets with Rose, Alice with Emmet, and Jasper is having an affair with Esme and Caslisle is having a gay affair with Edward and Jacob. The end. Oh and theyapos;re all ugly.

how the hell is this a twilight fanfic? i read a lot of fanfiction, some are like this, others are just that everyone happened to be in the same class, they were abducted my a creepy science teacher, and are on an island killing each other to survive (battle royal remix) (i donapos;t own that idea, another author came up with it. Iapos;d have to check to put a name up)

But honestly. How can you call it a twilight fanfic if only the names are the same? and possibly the looks, whatever. Im not agains it, i like a lot of them, but honestly, why not just cal it a normal story and disclaim the names? im just wondering here. I do really really like the fanfics that donapos;t have anything to do with the story, im just curious.
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